Dick Clark’s Rockin New Year’s Eve sets expectations that we can never reach. If I were in charge of ABC I would broadcast live from my cousin Timmy’s basement where we ate spinach dip, sipped on Boone’s Farm Wine and played Yahtzee.
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Clearly Steve Jobs’ lasting legacy … He created a bunch of assholes.
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Sad world…
This would have been a fine time for the Kool-Aid man to run through the wall and hand out cups of justice.
Some people.
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Well done young Erik. You’re ready for Twitter.
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